It's Monday which means we can play Memoir Monday with Travis at I Like to Fish. I believe the only rule is that your memory has to be true. So write your post, including Travis' book below, and send a link to Travis. He'll post it with others. Check out the other memoirs. They are always good for a laugh.

One morning when Jonathan was three I came into the family room and observed Jonathan staring up at the clock. He asked, "What are the lines between the numbers?" I wondered to myself what three year old 1) knows how to tell time and 2) notices the "lines between the numbers?" Thus began Jonathan's fascination with time.
This year I come downstairs for breakfast and I find this
"I wanted to know if the minute hand actually moves. Guess what, it does!"
Jonathan started wearing a watch when he was four. It only comes off when he takes a bath or goes swimming. Somewhere around first or second grade, Jonathan came down in the morning and announced his watch stopped. Well, I didn't stop to talk to him about it, instead I immediately called Scott, "Don't you dare come home without a new watch."
In the meantime, Jonathan started panicking, "I don't know what time it is." So I walked him around the house and pointed out all the clocks in the house. And since he was headed off to school, I told him there are clocks all around the school too, he just needed to look."
I realized I should have a collection of back up
watches in the house. I found a
purple watch on-line. I thought it would go great with Jonathan's Purple Man comic character. And the same site had a
green one for Faith's Green Girl comic character. What's even cooler, is that the watch case looks like a giant Lego. But, alas, Jonathan is a creature of habit, just like his father. I'm afraid, I'll have to buy a dozen of the watches that he started off with. It reminds me of the scene from
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium where Mr. Magorium bought a "lifetime supply of shoes" from an Italian cobbler, nine hundred years prior. And now that his last pair of shoes is almost worn out, so soon will Mr. Magorium.
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Oh, and Honey, if you are reading this post and haven't got my Valentine's Day present yet,
here is just one idea (Black or Red Valentine's theme. P.S. Don't be scared by the music on the site like I was.) I'll look around for some more.
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